March 2012
99 posts
ihopericksantorum:
I hope when Rick Santorum poops the toilet water splashes and gets all over his butt.
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum brushes his teeth at night and accidentally uses his wife’s tube of Vagisil instead of toothpaste.
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum goes to use his vibrator and realizes he is out of AAA batteries.
February 2012
29 posts
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“Beauty is not compatible with modern life. So this is the last time I’ll deal...”
– Gustave Flaubert, from a letter to Madame Roger des Genettes, December 1864 (via proustitute)
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“Meaning is the human attempt to mold the world in our own image. We need some...”
– Vijay Prozak, A.N.U.S. (American Nihilist Underground Society)
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